The Quiver: Boy Builds Mediocre Sandcastle, Disappoints Parents
BY NOAH CASTAGNA Two Florida parents are reportedly looking into giving their child up for adoption after he built an amateur sandcastle on a trip to the beach the weekend prior. The Williams family had planned the trip to the beach to bring their family closer over the beloved... Read more
BY SAVANNAH KEYSER Everyone who lives in Florida knows the spine-chilling feeling of crawling out of bed and throwing on a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, only to step out the front door and be hit in the face with air that is below 70 degrees. The cold... Read more
The Quiver: Beware of the Clowns
BY DARIAN SABLON At 7:00 PM on October 3rd, 2016, President Barack Obama  declared a state of emergency as a response to the increased sightings of clowns across the country, pushing many to declare that these are the prophesied end of times. “I consider the clown epidemic quite serious... Read more
The Quiver: Hillary’s Healthy Virus
This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more
The Quiver: Cowboys on Ice
 This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more