Myth or Reality?: Non playable characters
BY ORIAN TZIPORA-HAROSH Have you ever wondered how there are always so many people at an airport traveling to the same place as you or from where all the people on your flight came from? How is it possible that all these people are going to the same place... Read more
The end of PSDs: An obituary for the days CCHS looked forward to
BY CHRIS GOMES Professional Study Days (PSDs) have gone the way of the dinosaur in February 2021. Born in 2013, these early release days were created to provide teachers with time to edit their curriculum, as well as for students to have a day each month to manage their... Read more
The Quiver: Pineapple pizza debate decided in court
BY ELENA ASHBURN The age-old debate is finally, and legally, over. On February 9, the Florida State Supreme Court ruled 4-3 in favor of Florida Constitutional Amendment 7, outlawing the sale of pizza with pineapple from any business that makes or sells food.  This pineapple pizza ban goes into... Read more
The Quiver: Researchers uncover the science behind Florida Man
BY GENNA NORDLING After three years of research and five million dollars of government-issued research grants, scientists have finally revealed that there is a genetic factor behind the beloved “Florida Man.” In a September 18 press conference, Gerald Cox, the spokesperson for the Federal Floridian Behavior Analysis Unit (FFBAU)—... Read more
Quiver renewed for a new season
BY DARIAN SABLON In recent months, questions about the future of the Quiver have spread among the famed news organization’s fan base like wildfire. Rumors such as the chief writer renouncing all worldly possessions and becoming a monk or the Quiver turning into a fast food chain have become... Read more
The Quiver: The world is ending
BY ELENA VALDEZ The world has one day left before aliens come and enslave us all. Well, maybe. On March 13, 2018, Twitter user Ty @strayedaway posted a screen recording of a cryptic voicemail he received earlier that day and asked the internet for guidance. Part of the voicemail... Read more
The Quiver: Daring new novelist introduces female character that is just like other girls
BY ABBIE TUSCHMAN “She wasn’t like other girls.” This cliché is one that plagues the world of young adult books. In recent years, teen romance novels have gained infamy for an endlessly recycled and reused character that can make any book aficionado physically cringe. This undoubtedly familiar character can... Read more
The Quiver: The most dairy crime of the century
BY DARIAN SABLON Reports from various news outlets have come in describing what many are labeling as the most daring crime of the century. According to the Quiver’s sources, a gang of dairy enthusiasts, known as the Cheddar Boys, have stolen over 300 pounds of cream cheese, 200 ounces... Read more
The Quiver: High schooler announces retirement
BY DARIAN SABLON The word retirement often evokes images of senior citizens playing shuffleboard on cruise ships or shouting bingo at their local community centers. However, that idea may soon change, with breaking news coming out of CCHS last week of senior Carla Diggs announcing her retirement once she... Read more
The Quiver: New “Crocodile Dundee” trilogy set to hit theaters
BY DARIAN SABLON In a time filled with remakes, reboots and cinematic universes, a new franchise is now trying to join the fold, “Crocodile Dundee.” Often referred to as the Indiana Jones of the land down under, “Crocodile Dundee” was a phenomenon that swept the world during the 1980s.... Read more