The Quilver: Christmas Clauspiracy
BY TAMARAH WALLACE You better watch out. You better cry. You better pout. And I am going to tell you why. The image of a jolly, old man intent on bringing about happiness to the children of the world is a notion that has been perpetuated for years through... Read more
The Quiver: Advanced (Placement) Warfare
BY ANNABELLE ROSA Upon my desk sat a million and one pages all turned upside down or spread haphazardly across the surface of my desk. I yawned while simultaneously throwing my mechanical pencil on my AP Lang book, giving myself away to silent resignation. I turned to blankly stare... Read more
The Quiver: New university policies subject applicants to cruel and unusual treatment
BY SABRINE BRISMEUR With application deadlines impending, colleges and universities across the country have embraced a new wave of admission changes with the intent of making applying to higher education schools even more difficult, resulting in hundreds of protests throughout the nation. “Right now, we feel as though the... Read more
The Quiver: Man arrested for stealing pens from bank
BY DARIAN SABLON This past week, an intense scene took place in a local bank on the streets of Cooper City as a hardened criminal stole valuable items under the noses of everyone. Luckily, the police were able to apprehend the perpetrator after an intense high speed car chase... Read more
The Quiver: Top Summer Jams
BY SOPHIA WENGIER Summer is a special time; nothing feels more satisfying than cruising along a beach road with the windows rolled down, the AC struggling against the relentless heat and the radio blaring. Summer brings out the magic in our jams – it can be easy to lose... Read more
The Quiver: Boy Builds Mediocre Sandcastle, Disappoints Parents
BY NOAH CASTAGNA Two Florida parents are reportedly looking into giving their child up for adoption after he built an amateur sandcastle on a trip to the beach the weekend prior. The Williams family had planned the trip to the beach to bring their family closer over the beloved... Read more
BY SAVANNAH KEYSER Everyone who lives in Florida knows the spine-chilling feeling of crawling out of bed and throwing on a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, only to step out the front door and be hit in the face with air that is below 70 degrees. The cold... Read more
The Quiver: Beware of the Clowns
BY DARIAN SABLON At 7:00 PM on October 3rd, 2016, President Barack Obama  declared a state of emergency as a response to the increased sightings of clowns across the country, pushing many to declare that these are the prophesied end of times. “I consider the clown epidemic quite serious... Read more
The Quiver: Hillary’s Healthy Virus
This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more
The Quiver: Cowboys on Ice
 This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more