The Quiver: Top Summer Jams
BY SOPHIA WENGIER Summer is a special time; nothing feels more satisfying than cruising along a beach road with the windows rolled down, the AC struggling against the relentless heat and the radio blaring. Summer brings out the magic in our jams- it can be easy to lose ourselves... Read more
The Quiver: Boy Builds Mediocre Sandcastle, Disappoints Parents
BY NOAH CASTAGNA Two Florida parents are reportedly looking into giving their child up for adoption after he built an amateur sandcastle on a trip to the beach the weekend prior. The Williams family had planned the trip to the beach to bring their family closer over the beloved... Read more
Unpopular Opinions: Mint Chocolate is Just Toothpaste in Disguise
BY SOPHIA WENGIER The mint chocolate combination began in America in the early 1900’s in tea houses and diner halls.  Guests were handed mint sprigs and pieces of chocolate on their way out and told that it would aid their digestion and give them better breath. Frago Mints, one... Read more
BY SAVANNAH KEYSER Everyone who lives in Florida knows the spine-chilling feeling of crawling out of bed and throwing on a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, only to step out the front door and be hit in the face with air that is below 70 degrees. The cold... Read more
The Quiver: Beware of the Clowns
BY DARIAN SABLON At 7:00 PM on October 3rd, 2016, President Barack Obama  declared a state of emergency as a response to the increased sightings of clowns across the country, pushing many to declare that these are the prophesied end of times. “I consider the clown epidemic quite serious... Read more
The Quiver: Hillary’s Healthy Virus
This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more
The Quiver: Cowboys on Ice
 This is a satirical article and should not be taken seriously. It was written with the intent of making people laugh. Any information here is most likely false and should not be quoted as fact. However, if this article is used for anything other than its recreational use, the... Read more
Unpopular Opinions: Nickelback, An Examination of the Finest Musical Artists of the Decade
SOURCE: SKYLER-JONES BOXWELL BY: NOAH CASTAGNA Defined as “the act of willfully allowing one’s ears to bleed” by Urban Dictionary, Nickelback is perhaps one of the most hated rock bands of all time. Misguided critical attention has plagued the group since their debut, with many pointing out their lazy... Read more
Deacon Speakin’: Birthdays-Less Is More
BY DAVID DEACON Birthdays: everyone has one. At CCHS, these “special days” often include balloons, baked goods, and gifts. Walking down the halls of CCHS, one can often spot someone celebrating their birthday. However, with these celebrations the overly receptive birthday routine has become too robotic. We need to... Read more
Deacon Speakin’: Menial Jobs
BY DAVID DEACON A menial job is a job that requires little skill or is associated with making someone into a servant. These jobs include being a waitress, a farmer, a child caretaker, or even a security guard. In our society people tend to look down on people that... Read more